Humor thread

[Capn Jack]

Share jokes, puns, limericks, etc. here.

Can people in Florida get a reduction in homeowner's insurance? The Gulf of America has no history of hurricanes.

 

[ImageMaker]

A skeleton walked into a bar…

…asked for a beer and a mop

 

[ImageMaker]

There’s only three types of people in the world:

- those who can count
- and those who can’t

 

[LtDave]

there are 10 types of people in the world.

those who count in binary and those who dont

 

[ImageMaker]

there are 10 types of people in the world.

those who count in binary and those who dont

Say that in octal…

 

[LtDave]

who can drink 3 gallons of gasoline?






Jerry can

 

[ImageMaker]

who can drink 3 gallons of gasoline?






Jerry can

*where’s the report button…*

 

[Jack Dawe]

We need a 'groan' smiley!

 

[LtDave]

man: im practicing my Batman impression.... UP UP and AWAY!!!

woman: uh, thats Superman

man: thanks! ive really been practicing!

 

[ImageMaker]

man: im practicing my Batman impression.... UP UP and AWAY!!!

woman: uh, thats Superman

man: thanks! ive really been practicing!

Kinda more of a grandpa joke. More so than a dad joke.

 

[Jack Dawe]

 

[ImageMaker]

RIOT, n. A popular entertainment given to the police by innocent bystanders.

 

[ImageMaker]

ELECTION, n. Your right to vote for someone else’s pick.

 

[ImageMaker]

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field of American politics.

 

[ImageMaker]

HOPE, n. Desire and expectation rolled into one.